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nyan

http://www.nyan.cat/%s.php
This command brings up a nyan cat with your choice of flavor via nyan.cat!
The following flavors are currently available:

original #the default nyan cat! Pop tarts and rainbows!
gb       #Game Boy nyan! Plays 8-bit monochrome tunes!
technyancolor    #TECHNYANCOLOR!! Flashing color action! Seizure inducing fun!
jazz     #Jazzy Nyan. Chill cat, feel the rhythm.
j5       #Jackson 5 nyan cat! Groovy!
pikanyan #Go! Pikachu Nyan!
nyaninja #Nyan Ninja! Hiyaaaaa!
elevator #Just going up. How do you think he gets to the sky?
wtf      #There is no way to describe this.
ganja    #Hey mon! Can you feel the Nyan vibes, mon?
america  #WOOHOO! U! S! A! N! Y! A! N! RED! WHITE! BLUE!
retro    #Turn on the radio! Ol' Nyan Cat's playin' a rollickin' tune on the piano!
vday     #A lovely nyan!
smurf    #La la la la la.... yeah.
sad      #:(
tacnayn  #He's like Shadow is to Sonic!
dub      #Drop the Nyan Bass!
slomo    #Take the tempo down a bit with this cat.
xmas     #Santa Clau- er, Cat!
newyear  #Do I really need to describe this one?
fiesta   #Taco Dog!
easter   #Rainbows and Bunny Cats! There is no better easter celebration!
bday     #Happy birthday Nyan!
patty    #Cat from Ireland!
breakfast #Gotta love that bacon!
melon    #Melon bird, my good sir!
star     #Star sheep!
balloon  #When he's out of rainbows but still needs to fly!
daft     #Sweet tunes man! Daft Punk!

example: nyan star
example2: nyan gb

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26 uses - Created 2012-07-19 21:14:29 - Last used 2021-02-27 12:59:45
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