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http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=${day=1}&Month=${month=1}&Year=${year=1900}&Sex=${sex=Male}&Mode=${mode=Normal}&bmi=${bmi=-25}&smoker=${smoker=0}
Ok, so this command is to take you to Deathclock.com with arguments. To simply go to the website and put in your statistics there, use the command deathclock. Ok, now for a description of the arguments. -day takes a numerical day argument, for the day you were born. -month takes a numerical argumant for the month you were born: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12. -year takes a four-digit numerical argument for the year you were born. -sex takes either Male or Female for an argument. -mode takes the following arguments: Normal, Pessimistic, Sadistic, or Optimistic. -bmi takes the argument of your Body Mass Index. The actual website has a bmi calculator but if you are of normal or below normal weight for your height then you should use -25 for the argument (including the -). -smoker takes either a 1 or 0 for an argument. 1=Yes 0=No. AUTHOR=Richard Hand
    
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